Mugabe not mischevious enough

If comments made by R&B crooner Joe are anything to go by, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe should be embarrassed that his notoriety has not taken his name nor his country's very far. According to the MNet website Joe had never heard of Zimbabwe until recently.

'I did not know anything about this country until I came here,” Joe told a shocked gathering of journalists upon his arrival. He added that, “This is the most beautiful place to be. All this talk about these places being risky is the problem of the Western media and the perceptions it gives, but Akon [the Senegalese-born rapper] is putting Africa on the map.'

Akon brother, you have a huge task on your hands!! Uncle Bob has let us down!