I read recently in the newspapers that there was this confused Malawian (who had just returned from the UK??) who found the colour blue a bit to confusing for his liking. He complained that most banks are using this confusing colour to the extent that someone who was meant to hand deliver a letter to Stanbic ended up at National Bank!!
Now I find this gentleman's character (the one who got lost) rather weird!! I think he needs to be schooled in the art of logo recognition because the next time he might end up at Nico Holding or Mobil or Stansfield Motors or even Blantyre Water Board. As for our friend who has just returned from the queens land, get a life!!
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
of speed traps
There was an article in one of the weekend papers where some official from the National Road Safety Council was trying to justify the introduction of speed traps. He claimed they had so far fined over 1,000 people for overspeeding. He then made an amusing yet shocking revelation that the maximum speed within Blatyre, Zomba, Lilongwe and Mzuzu cities is 50km/hour!!!
What amuses and shocks me at the same time is that this speed limit is ridiculous. The maximum speed limit for a learner driver is 45km/hr which means basically the whole city will be driving around at a speed very similar to learner drivers. Imagine vehicles leisurely strolling down Chipembere Highway, Chilambula Road, Kamuzu Procession Road and other such roads at those speeds!! I think sometimes we take our 3rd World status a bit to seriously. We need to shake of this primitive thinking that speed and drunk driving only is the main cause of death on our roads.
There are plenty ways to bring sanity on our roads and I will try to list them here
1. Breathlysers is one of them - they are very welcome although it would be appreciated if they told us how we arrive at the legal limit of 0.08 grams per litre or what ever they call it
2. Mark the darn roads! For goodness sake, paint the white line, put street lights, put reflectors on bridges and other such structures
3. Cyclists. Enforce the sticking of reflectors on bicycles so we can see them. A biker at night without reflectors just looks like a normal pedestrian (at least to me).
4. Learner Driving training should be improved, brought to modern day standards. Driving schools don't teach the use of indicators, wipers, dim & full lights and a number of other useful thing that you encounter daily on the roads.
5. Pedestrians also need to know their limits on the road. the attitude of 'akundiwona, andipatukira' has to die and die fast. You have situations on Chilambula road where one group is crossing the road 5 metres before the zebra crossing, another on the actual zebra crossing and another group 5 metres away. Then there are those who choose to pass (stroll) in front of the car while you are waiting to join the road at a junction when common sense dictates to me that it is safer for them to pass around the back.
Am sure there a dozen other ways to enforce sanity on our roads than driving along at such a hopeless speed!
What amuses and shocks me at the same time is that this speed limit is ridiculous. The maximum speed limit for a learner driver is 45km/hr which means basically the whole city will be driving around at a speed very similar to learner drivers. Imagine vehicles leisurely strolling down Chipembere Highway, Chilambula Road, Kamuzu Procession Road and other such roads at those speeds!! I think sometimes we take our 3rd World status a bit to seriously. We need to shake of this primitive thinking that speed and drunk driving only is the main cause of death on our roads.
There are plenty ways to bring sanity on our roads and I will try to list them here
1. Breathlysers is one of them - they are very welcome although it would be appreciated if they told us how we arrive at the legal limit of 0.08 grams per litre or what ever they call it
2. Mark the darn roads! For goodness sake, paint the white line, put street lights, put reflectors on bridges and other such structures
3. Cyclists. Enforce the sticking of reflectors on bicycles so we can see them. A biker at night without reflectors just looks like a normal pedestrian (at least to me).
4. Learner Driving training should be improved, brought to modern day standards. Driving schools don't teach the use of indicators, wipers, dim & full lights and a number of other useful thing that you encounter daily on the roads.
5. Pedestrians also need to know their limits on the road. the attitude of 'akundiwona, andipatukira' has to die and die fast. You have situations on Chilambula road where one group is crossing the road 5 metres before the zebra crossing, another on the actual zebra crossing and another group 5 metres away. Then there are those who choose to pass (stroll) in front of the car while you are waiting to join the road at a junction when common sense dictates to me that it is safer for them to pass around the back.
Am sure there a dozen other ways to enforce sanity on our roads than driving along at such a hopeless speed!
Pay your bills or risk disconnection
I recently travelled to Blantyre to meet a certain service provider (name withheld to protect the very innocent). There was a notice at the reception that this provider will no longer give services to employees of Electricity Suppy Commission of Malawi (Escom) and Blantyre Water Board due to non- payment of bills by these two companies.
Yesterday I happened to be trailing an Escom vehicle and it had a sticker on the rear that read "Pay your bills or risk disconnection". The irony!!
Yesterday I happened to be trailing an Escom vehicle and it had a sticker on the rear that read "Pay your bills or risk disconnection". The irony!!
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